Monday, September 1, 2008

Putin imitates the Chancellor but does not kill the wildlife

Putin must be really irked by Chancellor Dolgrynd - not to be outdone, in light of the chancellor's publicized Gibraltar monkey shoot. There was a lot of negative publicity, but Chancellor Dolgrynd brushed it off, leaving his press secretary to describe the shoot as a convenient opportunity for target practice.

Putin, I heard, staged an event where he was conveniently armed with a tranquilizer gun while showing media around a mature reserve, while a tiger conveniently escaped, to be conveniently tranquilized by Putin.

1 comment:

David Gerard said...

Putin was showing the effete Westerners the power of Russian manliness. http://notnews.today.com/?p=55