Operation Mountain Doglfy: The president evicts YMCAs, mosques and monasteries

Early morning May 23, about 4:20 am, some northern communities of Morau and Slauttblau might have gotten woken up by a distant, but powerful roar of helicopters. There were, in fact, calls ot the local precincts of Morau police asking if there was an exercise or an invasion. Police did not know.

Using the fact that the Queen signed and confirmed the Supreme Court Council opinion that churches, mosques and similar religious institutions have no legal right to remain on Attland soil, on his way home from a long day's work, 8:20 pm on May 22, President Wolf Dolgrynd signed an executive order to evict all the institutions that did not get excluded from the authority of the Violent and Subversive Organizations Act.

Anyone in the Emerald Valley listening to the farmer's report might have heard the news anchor suddenly switched into an upbeat tone, as if delivering a joke, rare for radio, and make a very brief announcement that the Mountain Dogfly season has started. There are no such dragonflies known to Attlanders, or the resident of the north.

This was a backup call to start the operation MOUNTAIN DOGFLY.

Over 50 monasteries scattered throughout the mountains in the north, mainly overlooking the luxuriantly fertile Dale Blomma, 3 churches in the northern Slauttblau and 2 mosques already shut down and sealed, along with 5 YMCA centers in Newstad and Latalla, some over a year ago when the VSO act was signed, became a landing zone for jack-booted assault troops rappelling down the ropes from the helicopters, some of them also lowering dogs.

Witnesses say dogs were the leaders. In what must have been a well-rehearsed operation, the troops entered monasteries, literally dragging sleepy monks and nuns into the courtyards, to be guarded by the Attland's famous war hounds, while tracking bulls ran door to door, room to room sniffing for anything secreted away. The operation was over before the first reports started to reach the public media. By 9 am, when the French, Italian and Russian governments called the Chief Counsellor and the Secretary of State, he asserted that there was no military operations against any monastery going on, and he was right.

Some monasteries were also dispatched with heavy earth moving tractors, which started demolishing the structures. Some monasteries were emptied of their religious residents, and the military authorities started to investigate literally with a fine tooth comb.

This is how a Russian priest was arrested after a modern short wave set and computerized coding equipment was found in his meditation room. Many nuns, homeless, hiked down the mountains to the railroad stations from where they reached Morau, and then Marlborough, staying at former YMCAs that were ordered to shut down and open their hostels as business enterprise.

The government spokesman has reported that several monasteries were in possession of historical artifacts and items of pilfered cultural heritage belonging to Attland. Towards the evening, there were seen noisy concrete grinding machines grinding the demolished structures to gravel. The next morning a congested traffic of gravel trucks was seen snaking from the mountains to the seashores, for the ongoing landfill expansion programs, and some of the gravel were seen to be trucked to the highway repair sites in the north.

Many crosses and church attributes were found to be of solid gold, and were sent to the major museums.