Showing posts with label international affairs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label international affairs. Show all posts

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Wolf Dolgrynd: expelling gang culture is never racist

During a press conference, the Chancellor was asked to explain how his government's move to expel its Hispanic population is not racist.

I definitely saw and heard the Chancellor say that he exercised his authority in affirming his government's decision to expel individuals that are not, and refuse to be residents who are responsible and abiding by its laws. It is never racist to expel individuals that obstruct justice, foster narcotics trade, abuse social support system, and spread culture based on anti-family values.
Any organization or individual who arrogantly ignores these basic morals, and continues to exert this deceitful political pressure, while hiding behind the racism excuse, may find himself in violation of Attland's laws against subversive activities.

Meanwhile, only a handful of Hispanic population remains (2,000-3,000) throughout Attland, all staying in Eldorado, a city that has become a part of the Marlborough megalopolis.

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Obama's administration disappointed, but reassured with a clause from a mysterious treaty

Another interesting tidbit I caught on TV: when the news reported that the US was disappointed that the Chancellor wholly countered Obama's outreach to the Islamic world, the Chancellor's office stated that Attland is abiding by its mysterious agreement with the US. According to the agreement, Attland is assured of no political strings attached to its unlimited preferred trading status.

The treaty also provides for the assurance the USA gets in unconditional and discretionary support from Attland, discussed when needed according to a specific political situation, and agreed by on executive level in both countries. According to the agreement, Attland is also to provide any strategic, tactical and other military assistance which, at least, provide for a backyard defense while the US military is deployed overseas.

Friday, June 5, 2009

The Chancellor responds to Obama with the restatement of February announcement

Chancellor Dolgrynd reacted to Obama's Cairo speech by restating what the Chancellor said in February. I watched a summary of the response on TV and the gist of the Chancellor's message is that the grassroots of Moslem world are based on fanatical, primitive ego principles which instantly bestow disdain on any compromising partner, and exploit any opportunity, including duplicity and deceit, to pursue its goals in gaining new ground in Islam's spiritual, political, and territorial aspirations. Chancellor repeated, without mincing words, that except some Gulf countries, other Islamic countries belong to the new Evil Empire of the 21-th century, quietly sharpening knives at Jewish people, Israel, and the Western World.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

The main guidelines on foreign policy:

The government certainly likes to observe these points along the lines of foreign policy:
  • keep a cool stance on diplomacy, military cooperation (not including absolutely necessary military cooperation on defense) with countries having socialist governments
  • not to rely on the principle of good will reciprocity with governments other than US, Canada and Japan, preferably purchasing services or access when required
  • no weapon sales to countries, except non-sensitive components to US and Israel
  • enter into agreements to most favorite foreign trade status not attached to political conditions
  • avoidance of membership in international organizations
  • no joining of international nuclear energy treaties since having no nuclear reactor breeder program
  • distancing from any permanent diplomatic relations with Russia
  • maintaining separation from Royal foreign policies (example here)
there are more, but I haven't found them to be clearly formulated

Monday, February 9, 2009

How Tony Blair lost his job

Somebody who's privileged to read SCS newsletters told me about the real reason Tony Blair resigned so quickly. First, it was the operation PRINCE PAWN, and then WEST SPORTS. The US friends of Blair government could lo longer find a reason to encourage the pain to go on.

The Blair government led to:
  • the loss of Gibraltar within few hours of early morning
  • the loss of the ECHELON and other surveillance installations
  • the embarrassing capture of British and US technical personnel (with the US servicemen being released a week afterwards)
  • the shoot down by Attland's Phantom 4MGN (Magnum) and Vandal 107 plasma jet fighter of the entire squadron of 20 jet fighters
  • the loss includes the loss of brand new Harrier GR9
  • the loss also includes the brand new Eurogihgter Typhoon,
  • and the loss of the only F-15s in the RAF, where one was allowed to limp back (inflicted limited damage on purpose) to Britain smoking badly and leaking fuel without firing a shot or a missile
  • the loss of Cyprus
  • the loss of the surveillance and other NATO radio installations there
  • embarrassment to the US and NATO
I think there is more to the list :-)

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Obama reacts to Chancellor's iron hand principle

Obama reassured the Arab world during his volunteered interview: "The US is not your enemy."

Of course, since the Arab world is well aware of Attland's staunch support for US endeavors in the Middle East, and Chancellor Dolgrynd's statement that "there will be no compromise nor appeasement nor dialog with the barbaric Islam that the West has been bullied into referring to as the Religion of Peace.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Teutonic coolness re. Israel and Obama

Attland's government has a cool policy towards selected countries and people. Fore example, from Miklasgard, as a capital city, I see that Attland, following the Queen's suit, is cool towards the socialist government of Israel, though Attland and the Queen are firmly pro-Zionist, pro-Jewish and defend fervently the safety and security of Jewish population in Israel.

Anytime you pass through Teurastad International Airport you will see the huge, building-sized flags of the US, Japan and Israel in the arrivals area. (Attland does not have a flag, in compliance with its Laws of the Land and of the Government. The Queen, as a Royals, also has no flag, but she can be said to have a certain domestic symbolic standard which is kept in a museum (most of the time) and has been taken out only once, for her overdue official coronation/investiture after she returned from her space mission).

The Queen, exercising her laws, left Attland for Israel (the only land allowed by the Law of the Royals, written by her old ancestor King Hrothgar) only 3 times, as I can count, to visit Israel as the Holy Land, two times by sea, and once one her own plane that is kept in her own palace hangar.

The government of Attland is more actively critical of Israel, for its corrupt socialist policies failing to protect the Holy Land and the Jewish people.

As Israel has suddenly stopped the Gaza campaign as a convenient good gesture to Obama, the Queen's press secretary fell silent. Not so Chancellor Dolgrynd's press secretary. The official statements almost coincided:

"...the Government of Attland has to emphasize that the unfinished operation in Gaza once again leaves the Jewish population sorely vulnerable to terrorism, and a victim of the political decision that valued superficial goals..."

regarding President Obama's inauguration, the Chancellor Dolgrynd's press office issued the following:

"...on behalf of the Nation of Attland (pointed exclusion of people, which means the nationals and the permanent, non-citizen residents - my comment) I wish President Obama good luck and God's blessing in this undertaking of guiding the very unique and great country of the United States of America to success while preserving the best of American traditions and values..."
The Government, and the Chancellor Dolgrynd especially, have always been cool, in its Teutonic way, to the African-American aspect of the American liberal policies. Attlandians always point out that its black population of over six hundred thousand is the most affluent and successful in the world.

Convenient Government-to-Queen buck passing: Russia

The Queen is known for keeping separate stance from government. According to the stipulation of the Attland Basic Laws, the Laws of People, in the Chapter on Royals, give the royals the freedom from the government, as well as drawing the line between a Royal's potential role of a judicial and spiritual guide, and other branches of the government. However, due to the immense importance of the Royal business, especially that of the Queen's Koborg Bank commodity trading, and the Koborg Corporation's business activities, most Attland embassies have Royal Interest section, or a Royal Attache.

That is how the recent item of the Russian government, still seething at the Attland's government decision to break the "useless" (from the official statement) diplomatic relations, cringed and approached the Attland ambassador in Austria, with a request to agree to discuss gold, currency and oil trade (Attland always PUSHED for a lower, less than $50 a barrel oil price; Attland is also one of the very few world economies that is growing despite the financial crisis; the Queen is the only entity in the world that in the face of the global economic crisis is enjoying huge personal earnings, pays the incredible $80 billion of personal income tax to the US as an American citizen, and whose personal Koborg Corporation is incredibly profitable.)

The ambassador, however, passed the buck to the Queen's representative, who later called the Russian representative saying that "the Queen does not find the prospect of discussing trade aspects relevant at this time or in the areas of trade mentioned.

Keep in mind, I was told that it was the Queen who almost forced Attland's, if not her own say into the OPEC's unspecified meetings. In the same manner, she maneuvered the UN to give Attlanda unique monitoring status, which entitles Attland to vote in the UN Security Council. This was right about the start of the Attland-Russia honeymoon, in 1999-2000, when Russian felt weak and did not put up much of a fight against Attland being given such an exotic post. Russia, most likely, liked the lure of Attland being on her side in setting the future petroleum price. This did not work out to Russia's favor in the long run.

Monday, September 1, 2008

Putin imitates the Chancellor but does not kill the wildlife

Putin must be really irked by Chancellor Dolgrynd - not to be outdone, in light of the chancellor's publicized Gibraltar monkey shoot. There was a lot of negative publicity, but Chancellor Dolgrynd brushed it off, leaving his press secretary to describe the shoot as a convenient opportunity for target practice.

Putin, I heard, staged an event where he was conveniently armed with a tranquilizer gun while showing media around a mature reserve, while a tiger conveniently escaped, to be conveniently tranquilized by Putin.

Monday, August 25, 2008

Another decoy as used in the Operation FLIGHT HOME

in February 2008 Chancellor Dolgrynd had ordered a final evacuation and closure of the Sorong Military Base carried out as an Operation FLIGHT HOME. Three weeks later the world was treated to footage of Attland's Naval Engineering Battalions demolishing the base infrastructure that was impossible to disassemble. The demolition turned out also to involve the target practice operations by the Air Force, Naval Aviation and Naval missile and gun firing. The use of electron cascade bombs, super heavy aerial bombs, missiles and gun projectiles shook the nearby villages and left the base a post-apocalyptic landscape. Some of the steel structures were heated by fires long enough that they caught fire that was visible from space and for 50 miles away at night. Its steel burning effects has been studied by scientists.

International community criticized the demolition as a selfish act, that aimed to leave nothing to Indonesians living nearby, who might have benefited minimally from salvaging scrap iron and construction materials, and, instead, leaving the area as an impassable, scarred land unsuitable for for farming or vegetation.

Apparently as another media attention decoy, Chancellor Dolgrynd used this operation to draw seemingly unwanted attention and criticism in order to pursue a larger operation, just as he had masterminded by using the capture of Gibraltar, albeit a very useful location, in order to really capture Cyprus.

The total naval force sailing from Sorong, having exercised, true to their military discipline, almost to the last day, has rounded the South African capes full speed, having timed their passing of Namibia around 3 am local time. At dawn, Namibia woke up to the sound of military trucks and tanks roaming their streets and a totally new order in effect throughout the country.

The beginnings of Wolf Dolgrynd, the stealth chancellor

Until the Day of Victories, which also serves as a Armed Forces Day, Attland was governed by a rotating provisional chancellors, most of whom were of little fame as they came and went.

Suddenly, following the perfect weather of the January holiday, the news had ot that a totally unknown man was pronounced to head the government.

Little was disclosed to the media about his background. What was noticeable was his precise military bearing.

He conducted press briefings in a distinctly concise and abrupt, though relaxed, almost aloof manner. Later in March 2006 he announced the Miklasgard's absorbing Maunby, Carolinga, Pyrsborg and Kayokee, and that was when public became aware that he was married to two women. When the media's probed him with questions of his marital status, and asked rhetorical questions about his feelings of being referred to as practicing bigamy, he exercised an utmost self-control and diplomatic avoidance.

Media soon found out his extremely short resume which mention his military service as a senior officer in the military's Budget Comptroller and the Accounting Command. Most pople thought nothing more of the quiet, youngish chancellor, other than a man dividing his time between running a government and spending time with his wives and at least three children.

Just after the announcement that one of his wives had given birth to a baby boy, the world woke up on April 10, to learn that Attland military carried out the Operation PRINCE PAWN, capturing Gibraltar within 6 hours, with no casualties on Attland side, with over 100 British military and citizen dead. Attland's colors hoisted, permanent military territory and martial law was proclaimed; and talks with Spain started regarding limited Spanish rule. The operation has has also been used a decoy for the operation WEST SPORTS, though Gibraltar was a major choke point on the straights, as well as a communications and electronic surveillance center.

Diplomatic relations with most countries were strained, especially after maintaining a military stance that resulted in a destruction of 19 of 20 jet fighters that British Air Force sent to counter Attland military. Britain quickly abandoned the idea, since Attland deployed an aircraft carrier, 2 battleships, 10 cruisers, over 20 destroyers, almost a hundred patrol craft, and a landing force of unknown size. The surprise loss of the British outpost has deeply weakened Tony Blair political status.

Using the PRICE PAWN as a convenient and useful decoy, the Attland military feigned the relaxation of the military tensions by sending the naval force at Gibraltar home, while a new, relief naval task force seemed to sail for Gibraltar by way of Suez Canal, and having been formed from ships already in the Mediterranean that seemed to provide support to Israel Navy.

On April 20, however, Operation WEST SPORTS entailed a surprise landing on Cyprus, capture of the island within a day, and total cessation of operations in seven days. Under 5 Attland dead; over 1,000 dead including British military, Cypriot and foreign nationals. Martial law, and limited Turkish Cypriot administration installed.

The Echelon electronic listening post on the island had been captured, the British force arrested, though not taken POW, US military personnel shortly detained and flown to a US military base in Turkey. Britain's military prowess and capability has shown its uselessness. The success and speed of operation also precluded journalists from reacting and deploying to the area.

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Government stays away from Caucasus

well, with the Maarheinigt troops that once have been to Chechnya, are sure doing everything else but being useful in the Russian-Georgian war. The decision of the Attland government firmly asserted that the national interests by a stretch do not even come close to Georgia. There is no rationalized need to influence either way the price of oil, financing in either of the involved countries, or any capital investment in Russia itself.

The President is busy meeting with the IMF and major world banks to stave off the international pressure to ease interests on dollar and gold trading that sees major dealing currencies pouring into Attland.

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Scandinavians sign SCANDET treaty, Finland sidelined

Scandinavian Defense Treaty has been signed yesterday in Trollheim, Norway, while Finland, apprehensive of its Finlandization, did not come for the final day of the signing.

The treaty is unique for having outlined diplomatic, economic and military contingency plans for each signatory country, and for every type of foreseeable international crisis challenging each country. Finland stayed away from negotiations, which were confidential, perceiving the general suspicion that it is being a proxy for Russia as an observer. Sweden, which practiced SCANDET -like decision in refusing Russia to build the Northern Stream pipeline through Swedish sea lanes, has surprised Attland in welcoming the summit and together with Denmark and Norway, came up with unique methods for dealing with current political contingencies of utmost concern. Iceland, Denmark and Norway discussed the Russian forays to stake out the Arctic ocean floor.

UK and Canada expressed their desire to be an observer, but the possible presence of UK gave a perfect excuse for Attland to refuse the idea, whereupon Canada decided to stay away.